Assteroid Blasster
COMING SOON (SPRING 2019)
Make no BUTTS about it...this means all out SPACE WAR!
YOU are ace space pilot, HUGH JASS sent to URANUS to mine the precious mineral, GLUTEITE. Blast through waves of FLYING BUTTS, collect POWER UPS and fire up your THRUSTERS through 5 LEVELS of heart pound, butt blasting action in this classic arcade shoot 'em up!
Key Features Include
- 10 unique ASSCHIEVEMENTS!
- 2 NEW unlockable spacecraft!
- Thrilling cutscenes bring the story to LIFE!
- Unlock ARCADE MODE for endless fun!
CANAGEDDON
COMING EVENTUALLY
CANAGEDDON is a retro-style Role Playing Game where you must survive a post-apocalyptic Ottawa and travel to the Diefenbunker before you die of radiation poisoning. Inspired by classics such as Might and Magic, Zork and Oregon Trail, it's a casual-friendly throwback to early PC gaming, programmed in QBasic.
Key Features Include
- Travel across a familiar landscape as you come across ruined versions of real world landmarks
- Battle twisted versions of Canadian icons: Feral Hosers, FLQ Terrorists, Trudeaumaniacs & Demented Log Drivers
- Arm yourself and stay alive with: Poutine, Hockey Sticks, 50 Mission Caps & Jagged Little Pills
- Explore unique interiors including Parliament and Rideau Hall, battling epic bosses like The Queen herself!
- Level up and choose new abilities to help you on your way - will you be a combat focused heavyweight or a sneaky survivalist?
MISS SAIGON - DOWNLOAD NOW
AVAILABLE NOW: Download on Itch.io
Based on the hit Broadway Musical, MISS SAIGON has you commanding a US Air Force helicopter, evacuating American personnel during the Fall of Saigon. Use the arrow keys to land on the moving platform to score point and collect oil drums for fuel. You'll need patience and good timing if you hope to succeed. Bring our boys home!
Disclaimer: This is a non-commercial parody game and is not supported or endorsed by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Alain Boublil, Richard Maltby, Jr. or anyone involved with the production of Miss Saigon.
Key Features Include
- 16 colour EGA graphics!
- Procedural generated backgrounds - no two jungles are ever the same!
- Fast paced action that ramps up as you progress!